Known as Presidents Trump’s “fixer”, Michael Cohen has been sentenced to three years in prison. In what the Judge described as “crimes against the United States of America” Cohen was also ordered to pay $1 Million in restitution and serve probation after his sentence. Cohen will report to the Otisville Federal Correctional Facility which is about two hours from his home in upstate New York. In his statement to the court he said he”regretted covering up all the bad deeds” done by the President of the United States. Although he cooperated with prosecutors the Judge had little mercy on Cohen. This is the part that gets me though, Michael Cohen will report to prison on March 6th 2019. What?. My uncle Stevie never committed crimes against the United States of America, his car insurance had expired and they took him to jail ON THE SPOT. Which reminds me, someone go put some money on Stevie’s books.